Majedar Hindi Chutkule and Hindi Jokes

Majedar Hindi Chutkule and Hindi Jokes

Ek bar Ek Chuha Ped Par Chadd Gaya...
Monkey : Ped par kyun aaya...
Chuha : Are Chiku khane aya hun yaar.
Monkey : Abe Ghonchu ye to Aam ka Ped(tree) hai.
Chuha : Zindagi me ek baat yaad rakhna Chutiye,
Majdoor ko Khodna Aur Baap ko Thokna Mat Sikha....
Main Chiku sath lekar aaya hun...

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Ladka ek Ladki ka Peecha kar raha tha...
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Girl : Tumhe pata hai, Peeche Meri Maa aa rahi hai...
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Ladka: Tu Tension Na Le Hum Khandani Aashiq hai,
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Teri Maa ke Peechey Mera Baap Aa Raha hai...

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Ek Andha Police Main Bharti Hone Ke Liye Gaya,
Officer Ne Pucha Tumhe Hum Kis Liye Rakhe ?
Andhe Ne Fauran Jawab Diya
Andha-Dhund Firing Ke Liye...

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Ragging ke Waqt Ladko ne ek Ladki se kaha
Ek sawal ka Jawab do,
Patna kaha hai ?
Ladki : Bihar main.
Boys : Yahi PAT jao itna dur jaane ki kya jarurat hai..!

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Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha
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dekh-dekh , padosh ki ladki ko dekh, wo
tumhare sath padhti hai,
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1st aayi hai...
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Boy - Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon PAPA...

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Father - Agar is bar tum exam main fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...
After exam
Father - how is ur result?
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Son - Dimag ka dahi mat kar CHUNILAL tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai...