Saturday, November 30, 2013

Master Ka Dil Padhane Ka Nahi Kar Raha Tha

Garmi Ki Wajah Se Master Ka Dil Padhane Ka Nahi Kar Raha Tha
To wo Baccho Se Idhar Udhar Ke Sawal Puch Ke Time Paas Karne Lag Gaya...
Pappu Ki Bari Aayi To Usne Pucha.
Master - Agar Tum Ek Jungle Mein Ho Aur Wahan par Sher Aa Jaye To Tum Kya Karoge?
Pappu - Ji Simple, Mein Ped Per Chadd Jaunga
Master - Han, Agar vo Sher Bhi Ped Per Chadd Jaye To?
Pappu - To Main Pani Mein Kood Jaunga...
Master - Aur Agar Wo Sher Bhi Pani Main Aa Jaye To?
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Pappu Ne Muskurate Hue Master Se Puchha - "Master Ji, Sher Ko Apni Behan Di Hui Hai Kya Jo Usi Ki Side Liye Ja Rahe Ho"

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Stupid Science ke Chutkule

SCIENCE kahta hai ki paani ubalne se uske kitanu mar jate hai..
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Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki
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'Dead Bodies' to Paani main hi reh jati hai..
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Stupid Science

Friday, November 8, 2013

Santa ka Condom Gift for Girlfriend

Santa - Jaldi se Ek Condom dena, Girl friend ko gift dena hai..
Dukandaar - Is par gift cover chada du kya?
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Santa - Are nahi ye cover hi to hai. Gift to mere paas hai.