Santa aur Banta ke Majedar Chutkule

Santa aur Banta ke Majedar Funny Chutkule Jokes

Santa - Papa Pados ki girl ko English Nahi Aati....!
Papa- Beta aisa nahi bolte, or tumhe kaise pata?
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Santa - Maine usse kaha, give me a sweetest Kiss,
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Usne Thapd maar diya, 
Anpad gawaar saali.

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Santa ka Interview :
Batao wo kaun si Aurat hai jisko
100% pata hota hai ki uska
Husband kaha hai?
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Santa ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya
Aur bola
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"Vidhwa Aurat"...

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Ek bar Santa ke sath uski biwi market ghumne gayi... Raste main uski Biwi boli.. dekho na us aadmi ko mujhe kase lagatar Ghuur raha hai....

Santa - Darling ! wo to kabadi wala hai, Bekar maal par nazar rakhna uski Aadat hai...

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Santa : Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hain,

Banta : Kahi patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye...

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Santa : Jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana...

Banta : kyun?

Santa : Yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain...

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Santa daru pee ke Tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nahi khula,

Banta - Mai khol du,

Santa - Mai khol lunga, Tu bas ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai...

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Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa : Ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho gaya..??
Biwi : Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai..??
Santa : 3 mahine.
Biwi : Aur meri shadi ko..??
Santa : 3 mahine.
Biwi : Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua..??
Santa : 3 mahine baad.
Biwi : Total kitne mahine ho gaye..??
Santa : Ohh, 9 mahine ho gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?!!