Sunday, January 20, 2013

Suhagrat Ki Baat

Suhagrat Ki Majedar Baat, Suhagrat jokes Chutkule


Ek 75 Saal ke buddhe ne 15 saal ki ladki se shadi kar li aur, Suhagrat par dono khub roye...
Kyoki ladki kuch janti nahin thi aur Buddha sab bhul gaya tha...

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Suhagraat ko ladka Kamre main aaya or bola kapde utaro...
Dulhan ne Apne Kapde utare... Ladka kaam pura kar ke bola,

Apne kapde pehan lo jaldi se... Dulha aane wala hai...

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Traffic Police wali ki sadi hui,
Suhagraat
ke dusre din
Pati se 500Rs. Zurmana Manga.
.
.
Pati -kis chij ka ?
.
Patni -100Rs over speed ke
300Rs wrong side ke Aur 100Rs bina helmet ke...

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Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai to Dulhan bhag ke Parde ke Peeche Chup jati hai...
 Husband : Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga Police ki raid par gai...

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Suhagrat Ko Pati Ke Ander Guste Hi Biwi Ne Apna Blouse Utar Diya...
Pati Ye Dekh Kar Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Pucha?
Pati : "Arrey Tumne Mere Aate Hi Apna Blouse Kyu Utaar Diya?"
Biwi Sharmate Hue : "Ji, Aapki Bhabi Ne Kaha Tha Ki Jaate Hi Apne Pati Ko...
Dudh Zarur Pila Dena"

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Ek Bahut Hi khubsoorat pataka Madam College Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi thi...
Madam - Sachhe Dil Se Maangi Cheej Jaroor Milti Hai...
Pappu Ye Sun Kar Haste Hue Bola...
Mam Agar Aisa Hota To Ab Tak,
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Aap Class Ke 30 Bachho Ke Sath Na Jane Kitni Bar Suhagrat Mana Chuki Hoti...


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Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Par Muh Dikhai Ke Rs 25,000 Diye...
Dulhan Itne Sare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli...
Dulhan : "Suno Ji Pura Khandaan Thokega Kya?"

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Ek 75 saal ka buddhe ne 15 saal ki ladki se shadi ki, Suhagrat par dono khub roye...
Kyoki ladki kuch janti nahin thi aur bhuda sab bhul gaya tha...

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Sardar ne apni biwi ko
Shadi ki raat hi ghar se Bhaga diya...
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kyoki..
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Biwi ki panty pe ye likha hua tha..."100% soft and silky tested by roopchand and sons"


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Ek bar Aankh or Dil me Ladai ho gai...
DIL - Dekhte tum ho or dard hamein hota hai...
AANKH - Lagte tum ho or rote hum hain....
GAAL - Kamino!!! Thappad To Mein Khata Hu Na...

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Ladies hostel warden calls electricity office & complains:
Aaj to aadmi bhej do, ladkiyan 3 din se Mombatti se kaam chala rahi hain....

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Ek Ladka aur Ladki dono jungle Main bhatk gaye... Dono ne 4 din se kuch bhi nahi khaya..
Girl - Aap Mera rape kar do...
Boy - kyu ?
Girl - Saala kuch to ander jayga...

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Sardar Suhagraat ko puri koshish ke bavjud kamyab na hua.
Guusse se Wife se bola..
Tumari pehle kisi ne nai li?
Wife : Masumiyat se,
Jis ne bhi li, shalwar utar k li!

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Ek Aadmi Ki Shadi Hui, Us Ne Dost Se Mashwara Liya Ki Apni Biwi Ka Dil Kese Jeete?
Dost : Us Ke Paas Cigratte Laga Ke Jana Aur Dhuaan Biwi Ke Muh Pe Maar Ke Kehna – Janu Agar Tum Kaho To Ye Adat Bhi Chod Doon,
Us Admi Ne Aisa Hi Kiya….
Biwi Ne Sun Kar Jawab Diya : Nahi, Koi Baat Nahi Agar Gold Flake Hai To Mujhe Bhi Sootta Lagwa Do...

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Dulha (Romantically) : May I kiss you Darling?
Dulhan (Sharmate Hue) : Humne to kabhi Gairo ko bhi mana nahi kiya. Aap to phir bhi apne hain...

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Suhaagrat Ki Raat Ko Dulha-Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai.
Dulha - "Sach-Sach Bata Kabhi Kiya Hai Ki Nahi?"

Dulhan - "Nahi Jaanu, Kabhi Kiya Nahi, Mane to Hamesha Karwaya Hai"

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Suhagrat ki Baat

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