Saturday, January 26, 2013

Best Love Shayari in Hindi

Kisi aur ki bahon mein rahakar
Wo humse wafa ki batain karte hai
Ye kaisi chahat hai yaro,
Wo bewafa hai jankar bhi,
HUM UNHI SE PYAR KARTE HAI..

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Ishq Aisa Karo Ki Dhadkan Main Bas Jaaye,
Saans Bhi Lo To Khushbu Usi Ki Aaye,
Pyaar Ka Nasha Aankhon Par Chaa Jaaye,
Baat Kuch Bhi Na Ho Par Naam Usi Ka Aaye..

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Muskan ka koi mol nahi hota,
kuch rishton ka koi tol nahi hota,
dost to mil hi jate hai har raste par,
Lekin har koi aapki tarah anmol nahi hota..

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Pyar Karne Ka Hunar Hamein Nahi Aata,
Isliye Pyar Ki Baazi Hum Haar Gaye,
Hamari Zindagi Se Unhe Bahut Pyar Tha,
Shayad Isiliye Wo Hamein Zinda hi Maar Gaye..

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Kisi Ko Apna Banane Main Der Lagti Hai,
Kiya Hua Waada Nibhane Main Der Lagti Hai,
Pyaar To Pal Bhar Main Ho Jaata Hai,
Par Unhe Bhulane Main Sari Umar Bhi Kam Pad Jaati Hain…

Sad Shayari in Hindi

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Suhagrat Ki Baat

Suhagrat Ki Majedar Baat, Suhagrat jokes Chutkule


Ek 75 Saal ke buddhe ne 15 saal ki ladki se shadi kar li aur, Suhagrat par dono khub roye...
Kyoki ladki kuch janti nahin thi aur Buddha sab bhul gaya tha...

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Suhagraat ko ladka Kamre main aaya or bola kapde utaro...
Dulhan ne Apne Kapde utare... Ladka kaam pura kar ke bola,

Apne kapde pehan lo jaldi se... Dulha aane wala hai...

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Traffic Police wali ki sadi hui,
Suhagraat
ke dusre din
Pati se 500Rs. Zurmana Manga.
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Pati -kis chij ka ?
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Patni -100Rs over speed ke
300Rs wrong side ke Aur 100Rs bina helmet ke...

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Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai to Dulhan bhag ke Parde ke Peeche Chup jati hai...
 Husband : Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga Police ki raid par gai...

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Suhagrat Ko Pati Ke Ander Guste Hi Biwi Ne Apna Blouse Utar Diya...
Pati Ye Dekh Kar Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Pucha?
Pati : "Arrey Tumne Mere Aate Hi Apna Blouse Kyu Utaar Diya?"
Biwi Sharmate Hue : "Ji, Aapki Bhabi Ne Kaha Tha Ki Jaate Hi Apne Pati Ko...
Dudh Zarur Pila Dena"

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Ek Bahut Hi khubsoorat pataka Madam College Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi thi...
Madam - Sachhe Dil Se Maangi Cheej Jaroor Milti Hai...
Pappu Ye Sun Kar Haste Hue Bola...
Mam Agar Aisa Hota To Ab Tak,
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Aap Class Ke 30 Bachho Ke Sath Na Jane Kitni Bar Suhagrat Mana Chuki Hoti...


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Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Par Muh Dikhai Ke Rs 25,000 Diye...
Dulhan Itne Sare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli...
Dulhan : "Suno Ji Pura Khandaan Thokega Kya?"

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Ek 75 saal ka buddhe ne 15 saal ki ladki se shadi ki, Suhagrat par dono khub roye...
Kyoki ladki kuch janti nahin thi aur bhuda sab bhul gaya tha...

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Sardar ne apni biwi ko
Shadi ki raat hi ghar se Bhaga diya...
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kyoki..
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Biwi ki panty pe ye likha hua tha..."100% soft and silky tested by roopchand and sons"


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Ek bar Aankh or Dil me Ladai ho gai...
DIL - Dekhte tum ho or dard hamein hota hai...
AANKH - Lagte tum ho or rote hum hain....
GAAL - Kamino!!! Thappad To Mein Khata Hu Na...

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Ladies hostel warden calls electricity office & complains:
Aaj to aadmi bhej do, ladkiyan 3 din se Mombatti se kaam chala rahi hain....

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Ek Ladka aur Ladki dono jungle Main bhatk gaye... Dono ne 4 din se kuch bhi nahi khaya..
Girl - Aap Mera rape kar do...
Boy - kyu ?
Girl - Saala kuch to ander jayga...

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Sardar Suhagraat ko puri koshish ke bavjud kamyab na hua.
Guusse se Wife se bola..
Tumari pehle kisi ne nai li?
Wife : Masumiyat se,
Jis ne bhi li, shalwar utar k li!

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Ek Aadmi Ki Shadi Hui, Us Ne Dost Se Mashwara Liya Ki Apni Biwi Ka Dil Kese Jeete?
Dost : Us Ke Paas Cigratte Laga Ke Jana Aur Dhuaan Biwi Ke Muh Pe Maar Ke Kehna – Janu Agar Tum Kaho To Ye Adat Bhi Chod Doon,
Us Admi Ne Aisa Hi Kiya….
Biwi Ne Sun Kar Jawab Diya : Nahi, Koi Baat Nahi Agar Gold Flake Hai To Mujhe Bhi Sootta Lagwa Do...

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Dulha (Romantically) : May I kiss you Darling?
Dulhan (Sharmate Hue) : Humne to kabhi Gairo ko bhi mana nahi kiya. Aap to phir bhi apne hain...

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Suhaagrat Ki Raat Ko Dulha-Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai.
Dulha - "Sach-Sach Bata Kabhi Kiya Hai Ki Nahi?"

Dulhan - "Nahi Jaanu, Kabhi Kiya Nahi, Mane to Hamesha Karwaya Hai"

Enjoy More Suhagrat Special Jokes and Chutkule
Suhagrat ki Baat

Monday, January 14, 2013

Pati aur Patni ke Majedar Chutkule

Patni - Janu Tum Mujhe Waise Pyar nhi karte jaise Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me krta hai...
Pati - Wo Pyar krane ke 12 Crore leta hai aur Tere Baap ne kabhi 200 nai diye.

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Wife - Tum Mujhse kitna pyar karte ho
Husband - Sahjah se bhi jayada
Wife - To tum bhi mere marne ke baad Taj Mahal banwaooge?
Husband - Yar main to Plot bhi le chuka hu, Pagli der to tu hi kar rahi hai...

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Wife Ne Shadi Ke Do Saal Bad Apne Pati Se Raat Ko Pucha.
wife - Main tumko Kitni Acchhi Lagti Hoon?
Husband - Bahut Hi Acchhi
Wife - "Phir Bhi Kitni?"
Husband - Itni Ki mera Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 2-3 Aur Le Aaun...

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Sardar - Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi...
Sonu - Tu us ka khayal nahi rakhta ho ga..
Sardar - yar sagi bahan ki tarah rakhta tha.

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Pati patni Sexx kar rahe the Patni - Aah thoda aur... thoda aage... thoda daye.. thoda sa aur... bas thoda sa aur.. aah Tabhi achanak pati bola - Maa ki Lodi chuuddwa rahi hai ya Loda parking main lagwa rahi hai

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Ek Din Pati Apni Patni Se Bola Husband - Darling, Kaash Hamare Ladki Ki Jagah Ladka Ho Jaata... Wife - Chhodo Jee, Agar Main Tumhaare Bharose Rehti To Kuchh Bhi Na Hota.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Santa aur Banta ke Majedar Chutkule

Santa aur Banta ke Majedar Funny Chutkule Jokes

Santa - Papa Pados ki girl ko English Nahi Aati....!
Papa- Beta aisa nahi bolte, or tumhe kaise pata?
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Santa - Maine usse kaha, give me a sweetest Kiss,
or
Usne Thapd maar diya, 
Anpad gawaar saali.

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Santa ka Interview :
Batao wo kaun si Aurat hai jisko
100% pata hota hai ki uska
Husband kaha hai?
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Santa ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya
Aur bola
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"Vidhwa Aurat"...

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Ek bar Santa ke sath uski biwi market ghumne gayi... Raste main uski Biwi boli.. dekho na us aadmi ko mujhe kase lagatar Ghuur raha hai....
Santa - Darling ! wo to kabadi wala hai, Bekar maal par nazar rakhna uski Aadat hai...

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Santa : Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hain,
Banta : Kahi patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye...

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Santa : Jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana...
Banta : kyun?
Santa : Yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain...

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Santa daru pee ke Tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nahi khula,
Banta - Mai khol du,
Santa - Mai khol lunga, Tu bas ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai...

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Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa : Ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho gaya..??
Biwi : Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai..??
Santa : 3 mahine.
Biwi : Aur meri shadi ko..??
Santa : 3 mahine.
Biwi : Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua..??
Santa : 3 mahine baad.
Biwi : Total kitne mahine ho gaye..??
Santa : Ohh, 9 mahine ho gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?!!

Latest Chutkule on Boy and Girl

Latest Chutkule - Boy and Girl Chutkule
12 Boys Planned to propose a girl
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10 came with a Rose
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But 1 came with a ring "Thats Confidence"
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But what about the other 1?
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Honeymoon ki Ticket Le Aaya

OVER CONFIDENCE!

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Boy : Aapki sandle bahut acchi hai !
Girl : Haan utaaroon kya?
Boy : Chal Pagli... isse acchi to teri jeans hai.........

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Girl : Arey itna bada Munh mein kaise aayega...
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo...
Girl : Oops.. sare kapray geelay ho gaye...
Boy : Aur lo gee...
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Girl : NA baba na yeh Gol Gaapey tum he kahoo... 

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Ladka Ladki say: Tum gana bohot acha gatey hoee ..
Ladki : Nahe yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hon,
Ladka : achha… to kisi din bulao na dono mil k Mehfil jamatay hain ..

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Sheela and Chameli Apas main Baat kar rahi thi,
Sheela - Pahale mere Pati bhag bhag kar meri farmise puri karte the...
Chameli -  Aur ab ?
Sheela - Ab Farmise sunte hi bhag jate hain...

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Ladka - Kal jab tum college gayi thi to main tumhare ghar gaya tha,
Ladki - Achha...
Ladka - Ab lagta hai hamari Sadi nahi ho payegi...
Ladki - Kyu Papa ne kuch kaha kya ?
Ladka - Are nahi kal main tumhari choti Bahan se mila tha...