Ladka aur Ladki ke Chutkule

Ladka aur Ladki ke Mast Hindi Chutkule

Ek Ladka Ek Ladki ka peecha kar raha tha.
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Girl - Tumhe pata hai, peeche meri Maa aa rahi hai..
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Ladka - Tu Tension mat Le Hum Khandani Aashiq hai,
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Teri maa ke peechey mera Baap aa raha hai..

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Ek Ladka rojana kothe par jakar bhaav puchta tha
Dost : Jab tujhe kuch karna hi nahi hai to tu rate Qu puchta hai,

Ladka : Main chek karta hu ki GF mehangi to nai pad ri..

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Girl to boy : Main tumhe apna Dil nahi de sakti.
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Boy to girl : Main utne upar ki soch bhi nahi raha tha!

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Ladke Ne Ek Din Apni Girlfriend Ko Kaha

Ladka : "Janu, Kya Main Tumhe Ek Kiss Kar Sakta Hun?"
Ladki : "Condom Laye Ho Kya?"
Ladke Ko Samajh Na Aaya To Usne Puchha
Ladka: "Arrey, Kiss Karne Ke Liye Condom Ki Kya Jarurat Hai?"
Ladki: "Achha, Sharif To Aise Ban Rahe Ho Jaise Kiss Karne Ke Baad Khade Hathiyar Pe Meri Panty Tangoge?"

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Ladka Ladki Sex kar rahe the..
Suddenly ladka bola kya hum sadi kar lein?
Ladki boli mazdur ho! Mazduri karo
Factory ke malik banne ki kosis mat karo...