Doctor aur Lady ki Sararat

Doctor to Lady - Aap Jorse Sans lijiye.
Lambi or lambi or tabhi
KHATAK se awaaz aayi...
Doctor - Lagta hai apke gale main Fracture hai.
Lady - Chup chutiye, meri BRA ka hook tut gaya hai...

Madam aur Pappu

School Main Yoga ki class Main
Madam Yoga Karte Hue Baccho
Se Ek Question Karti Hai...
Madam - "Bacho Bataoo, Main apni Ek
Taang Par Kab aur Kyu Khadi
Hoti Hun?
Jo Bhi Batayega Uske
Practical Main Full Number
Lagaungi...
All Students chup the tabhi Pappu jor se chillaya...
Madam - Bataoo Pappu,
Pappu - Ma’am, Nahane Ke Baad
Underwear Pehanne Ke Time
Aur Utarne Ke Time.

Teacher Shocks, Pappu Rocks