Boss and Ladki in Office

Ek Office main Boss and Ladki
Boss - Ye kaisi dress pahani hai tumne
Aadha Zism dikh raha hai
Ladki - Sir, itni kam salary main to yahi chote kapde hi aate hain
Boss - Manager, Is Ladki ko 3 Months tak Salary mat dena...

Old Lady ko Gas ka problem

Old Lady to Doctor
Dr. sahab Mujhe Gas ki problem hai
par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas main na
BadBu aati hai aur na hi Awaaz
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Aap ke clinic main bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala.
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Doctor - "Ye Dawa lena aur 1 week baad aana.
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(1 week ke baad)
Old Lady -"Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di
Meri gas main abhi bhi aawaz nahi aa
rahi par bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai"
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Doctor - Good..! Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai
Ab hum aap ke KAAN ka ilaaj karenge

Very Funny Images

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Budha Aur Budhi ki Kahani

Ek Hotel main Ek bar
Ek budha aaya aur saath main Ek budhiya laya
Hotel main jakar waiter ko bulaya,
Dono ne apna-apna order Mangaya,
Pehle budhe ne khaya, Aur budhiya ne pankha hilaya,
Fir budhiya ne khaya, Aur budhe ne pankha hilaya,

Ye dekh kar Waiter sharmaya aur usne farmaya
Tum dono main itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath kyun nahi khaya?

Is par budhe ne farmaya!!!

Beta tera sawal to nek hai
Par hamare paas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai.

Anpadh Aadmi in Bank

Ek Anpadh Aadmi Bank main Account khulvane gaya
Ladki - Sex ?
Aadmi - ji kar leta hu
Ladki - mera matlab Male ya Female
Aadmi - Ji, jo bhi mil jae Pel deta hu.

Desi Honey Singh from Delhi

Pati Aur Patni Joke of the day

Pati aur Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe The ki Achaanak Patni Ne Pooccha
Patni - Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Zyada Der Tak Kyun Nahi Karte?
Pati - Pagli Wo Uski Patni Nahi Hai Na, Tu Apni Bahen Se To Puchh Ke Dekh.

Ek Fouji Jang Se Wapas Aaya

Ek Fouji Jang Se Wapas Aaya Aur Khidki Par Udas
Sa Baith Gaya.
Uski Biwi Ko Itne Din Ke Baad Usko Aaya Dekh Kar Sexx
Ki Ichha Hui.
Biwi Aayi Aur Dupatta Gira Kar Boli
Dekho Hawa Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya
Fouji Chup...
Phir Suit Nikala Aur Boli
Dekho Hawa Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya
Fouji Chup...
Phir Salwar Utaari Aur Boli
Dekho Hawa Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya
Fouji Ko Gussa Aya Aur Bola
Bahanchod Meri Dhoti Utah Aur Dekh, Bomb Ne Mera Kya Uda Diya

Bhabhi hame bhi Thodi Chatni chatao na

Pati aur Patni Sexx Kar Rahe The, Achanak kisine Door-Bell Bajayi.
Aadmi ne 5 Min baad Darwaja Khola,
Dost - Yaar badi der laga di darwaja kholne mein ?
Aadmi - Hum log chatni koot rahe the.
Shararti Dost bola - Bhabhi hame bhi Thodi Chatni chatao na..
Hoshiyar Bhabhi - Maine To Bartan Dho Diye Hain, lakin
Kootne wale Dande Par Lagi Hogi, woh Chat Lo..