Happy Diwali to you

Happy Diwali to You and Your Family...

Happy Diwali to Dad
Happy Diwali to Mom
Happy Diwali to my sister
Happy Diwali to all

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Phool ki suruvaat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki suruvaat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki suruvaat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki suruvaat aapse hoti hai.
Happy Diwali 2013!

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Kumkum bhare kadmon se,
Aaye Laxmi Jee apke duwar,
Sukh sampati mile aapko apaar,
Diwali ki subhkamnain kare sweekar...
Happy Deepawali

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Is diwali par hamari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho
shoharat ki bulandiyan par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!

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Diwali ke Is Mangal Avsar par
Aap Sabhi ki Manokamna Puri ho
Khushiyan Apke Kadam Chume
Isi Kamna ke Saath aap Sabhi ko
Diwali ki Dhero Badhaiyan...

Baba Sakru ka Manglasutra aur Kamasutra

Baba SAKRU Se Unki Ek Nayi Bani Cheli Ne Pucha
Cheli - "Baba Ji, Ye Manglasutra Ka Kya Use hota Hai"
Baba Ji - "Ye License Hai Kamasutra Ko Bina Condom Ke Enjoy Karne Ka"
Cheli - "Wah Ye To Pata Hi Nahi Tha, Aur phir iss Condom Ka Kya Use hota Hai"
Baba Ji - "Ye Ek License Hai Kamasutra Ko Bina Manglasutra Ke Enjoy Karne Ka..."