Budha Aur Budhi ki Kahani

Ek Hotel main Ek bar
Ek budha aaya aur saath main Ek budhiya laya
Hotel main jakar waiter ko bulaya,
Dono ne apna-apna order Mangaya,
Pehle budhe ne khaya, Aur budhiya ne pankha hilaya,
Fir budhiya ne khaya, Aur budhe ne pankha hilaya,

Ye dekh kar Waiter sharmaya aur usne farmaya
Tum dono main itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath kyun nahi khaya?

Is par budhe ne farmaya!!!

Beta tera sawal to nek hai
Par hamare paas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai.