Latest Chutkule on Boy and Girl

Latest Chutkule - Boy and Girl Chutkule

12 Boys Planned to propose a girl
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10 came with a Rose
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But 1 came with a ring "Thats Confidence"
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But what about the other 1?
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Honeymoon ki Ticket Le Aaya

OVER CONFIDENCE!

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Boy : Aapki sandle bahut acchi hai !

Girl : Haan utaaroon kya?
Boy : Chal Pagli... isse acchi to teri jeans hai.........

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Girl : Arey itna bada Munh mein kaise aayega...

Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo...

Girl : Oops.. sare kapray geelay ho gaye...

Boy : Aur lo gee...

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Girl : NA baba na yeh Gol Gaapey tum he kahoo... 

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Ladka Ladki say: Tum gana bohot acha gatey hoee ..

Ladki : Nahe yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hon,

Ladka : achha… to kisi din bulao na dono mil k Mehfil jamatay hain ..

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Sheela and Chameli Apas main Baat kar rahi thi,

Sheela - Pahale mere Pati bhag bhag kar meri farmise puri karte the...

Chameli -  Aur ab ?

Sheela - Ab Farmise sunte hi bhag jate hain...

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Ladka - Kal jab tum college gayi thi to main tumhare ghar gaya tha,

Ladki - Achha...

Ladka - Ab lagta hai hamari Sadi nahi ho payegi...

Ladki - Kyu Papa ne kuch kaha kya ?

Ladka - Are nahi kal main tumhari choti Bahan se mila tha...