Monday, January 30, 2017

Duniya ka Sabse Bada Aatank

दुनिया का सबसे बङा आतंक देखना हो तो
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किसी का मोबाइल लो ओर
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Contact लिस्ट मेँ जाकर
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"Delete All" कर दो
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फिर उसकी तरफ देखके हँस दो 😂 😂 😂

Sunday, January 29, 2017

Wo Chutiya Aane Wala Hai

Bahut hi Chutiya jokes or Chutkule

Beta - 'Daddy Kya Aap Chutiya Ho'
Santa - Nahi 'Kya hua?'
Beta - 'Aaj Jab Aap Ghar par nahi the To Mummy Uncle Se Kah Rahi Thi Ki Jaldi Karo
Nahi to Wo Chutiya aa jaega'

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

SUHAGRAAT Main Wife

SUHAGRAAT Main Wife -
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..

Husband : Tumhari Pehli Raat hai na IsLiye ?

Wife : Nahi Ji Raat main Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

Saturday, January 7, 2017

Doctor aur Patient wale Chutkule aur Jokes

Doctor aur Patient ke Chutkule aur Jokes

Bhagwan aur doctor ko kabhi naraaz mat karna..
kyuki bhagwan naraaz to aap doctor ke paas.
aur agar doctor naraaz to aap bhagwan ke paas.

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Simran to Doctor
Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki
iPill kha li hai,
kya kru?
Doctor - Bindaas ghumo
Dosto ko khush karo,
72 ghanto ke liye
Prepaid ho gayi ho..
Jaa simran Jaa..
Jee le apni zindagi.

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Doctor - I am sorry
Operation ke waqt Rubber ke Gloves
Aapke pet main reh gaye.
dobara operation karna hoga.
Santa - Abey, pagal hai kya?
Ye le 20 rupaye.. aur naya le le..

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Lady - doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai.
Doctor - kiss kitni bar karti ho?
Lady - saal main ek bar.
Doctor - Infection nahi jang lag gaya hai.