Doctor aur Patient wale Chutkule aur Jokes

Doctor aur Patient ke Chutkule aur Jokes

Bhagwan aur doctor ko kabhi naraaz mat karna..
kyuki bhagwan naraaz to aap doctor ke paas.
aur agar doctor naraaz to aap bhagwan ke paas.

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Simran to Doctor
Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki
iPill kha li hai,
kya kru?
Doctor - Bindaas ghumo
Dosto ko khush karo,
72 ghanto ke liye
Prepaid ho gayi ho..
Jaa simran Jaa..
Jee le apni zindagi.

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Doctor - I am sorry
Operation ke waqt Rubber ke Gloves
Aapke pet main reh gaye.
dobara operation karna hoga.
Santa - Abey, pagal hai kya?
Ye le 20 rupaye.. aur naya le le..

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Lady - doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai.
Doctor - kiss kitni bar karti ho?
Lady - saal main ek bar.
Doctor - Infection nahi jang lag gaya hai.