Sunday, June 26, 2016

Muh Dekh Lo Apne Baap ka

Ek Aadmi ke Ghar ke samne ek KUTTA Mara pada tha,
Usne Nagar nigam walo ko phone kiya,
"Mere ghar ke samne Kutta mara pada hai, Uthwa lo"
Jawab mila, 'Wahi par Dafna do'
Aadmi ko Gussa to bahut aaya par aaram se bola, Ji main to Daffan karne laga tha,
Par Kuutte ke baccho ko batana bhi jaruri tha,
Ki Muh Dekh Lo Apne Baap ka!!!!

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Wife ki Romantic Movie wala Mood

wife - Aaj maine 1 romantic movie dekhi.
santa - good, to ji app ka kya irada hai.?
wife - tum mujhe rassi se bandh lo or jo chahe karo.
santa ne apni wife ko rassi se bandha aur
.

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dosto ke sath movie dekhne chala gaya.