Maha Gande Chutkule Jokes In Hindi Language

Maha Gande Chutkule Jokes in Hindi Language

Ek Choti Bachchi Ne Ek Randii Se Poocha
Bachchi - Aunty Aapke Paas Itna Bada Ghar Hai, Paisa Hai, Cars Hain
Aap Ka Business Kya Hai?
Randi Boli - Bas Beta Ek Mera HOLE-SALE Ka Business Hai.

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Doodh Wala Aur Ek Aurat
Doodhwala Bahut de se Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-Bell Baja Raha Tha
Aurat Naha Rahi Thi Oonchi Awaaz Mein Gusse Se Boli
Aurat - Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge Ab Bas Bhi Karo Tumse Achchha
To Paperwala Hai Jo Chup Chaap Neeche Se Daal Deta Hai.

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Pappu Classroom Mein
Pappu Class Mein Bade Dheere Se Mobile Pe Kisi Se Baatein Kar Raha Tha
Santa Kafi Der Se Ye Sab Dekh Raha Tha - Rahaa Nahi Gaya To Bola
Santa - Abe Kis Se Baat Kar Raha Hai?
Pappu - Sister Se
Santa - Itne Pyaar Se
Pappu - Haan... Teri Jo Hai.

Mast Santa Jokes

Santa Bank main paise jama karane gaya. Cashier - Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Santa - Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!

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Girlfriend - Apke bina mera ZEE nahi lagta..
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Santa - ZEE nahi lagta to isme kya hai pagal...
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SONY ya STAR PLUS laga lo wo bhi achhe channel hai.

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