Mast Santa Jokes

Santa Bank main paise jama karane gaya. Cashier - Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Santa - Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!

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Girlfriend - Apke bina mera ZEE nahi lagta..
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Santa - ZEE nahi lagta to isme kya hai pagal...
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SONY ya STAR PLUS laga lo wo bhi achhe channel hai.