Budha Aur Budhi ki Kahani

Ek Hotel main Ek bar
Ek budha aaya aur saath main Ek budhiya laya
Hotel main jakar waiter ko bulaya,
Dono ne apna-apna order Mangaya,
Pehle budhe ne khaya, Aur budhiya ne pankha hilaya,
Fir budhiya ne khaya, Aur budhe ne pankha hilaya,

Ye dekh kar Waiter sharmaya aur usne farmaya
Tum dono main itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath kyun nahi khaya?

Is par budhe ne farmaya!!!

Beta tera sawal to nek hai
Par hamare paas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai.

Anpadh Aadmi in Bank

Ek Anpadh Aadmi Bank main Account khulvane gaya
Ladki - Sex ?
Aadmi - ji kar leta hu
Ladki - mera matlab Male ya Female
Aadmi - Ji, jo bhi mil jae Pel deta hu.

Desi Honey Singh from Delhi

Pati Aur Patni Joke of the day

Pati aur Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe The ki Achaanak Patni Ne Pooccha
Patni - Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Zyada Der Tak Kyun Nahi Karte?
Pati - Pagli Wo Uski Patni Nahi Hai Na, Tu Apni Bahen Se To Puchh Ke Dekh.