Bechara Ladka

Ek Ladka Apni Padoos ki Aunty ko
ghar chodne gaya...
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Late ho gaya to Aunty ne bola
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Beta raat bahut ho gai hai,
tum yahi BITTU ke room main so jao.!
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Ladka bola - Nahi Aunty main
yahi SOFA par so jaunga
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Agle din Subah ek Bahut hi
Sundar Ladki CHAI le kar aai..
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Ladka - Aap kaun ho..??
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Ladki - Main BITTU. Aap kaun..??
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Ladka - Main Ullu ka pattha..

Pappu ki Naukri

Pappu ko Fire brigade main naukari mil gayi
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Ek Lady ne call kiya : hello mere ghar par aag lagi
hai
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Pappu : Apne Pani daala....??
Lady : Haa, par aag bujhi nahi...
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Pappu : pagal, fir hum aa kar kya
karenge...????
Hum bhi to pani hi dalenge na...