Majedar Hindi Chutkule and Hindi Jokes

Majedar Hindi Chutkule and Hindi Jokes

Ek bar Ek Chuha Ped Par Chadd Gaya...
Monkey : Ped par kyun aaya...
Chuha : Are Chiku khane aya hun yaar.
Monkey : Abe Ghonchu ye to Aam ka Ped(tree) hai.
Chuha : Zindagi me ek baat yaad rakhna Chutiye,
Majdoor ko Khodna Aur Baap ko Thokna Mat Sikha....
Main Chiku sath lekar aaya hun...

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Ladka ek Ladki ka Peecha kar raha tha...
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Girl : Tumhe pata hai, Peeche Meri Maa aa rahi hai...
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Ladka: Tu Tension Na Le Hum Khandani Aashiq hai,
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Teri Maa ke Peechey Mera Baap Aa Raha hai...

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Ek Andha Police Main Bharti Hone Ke Liye Gaya,
Officer Ne Pucha Tumhe Hum Kis Liye Rakhe ?
Andhe Ne Fauran Jawab Diya
Andha-Dhund Firing Ke Liye...

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Ragging ke Waqt Ladko ne ek Ladki se kaha
Ek sawal ka Jawab do,
Patna kaha hai ?
Ladki : Bihar main.
Boys : Yahi PAT jao itna dur jaane ki kya jarurat hai..!

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Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha
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dekh-dekh , padosh ki ladki ko dekh, wo
tumhare sath padhti hai,
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1st aayi hai...
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Boy - Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon PAPA...

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Father - Agar is bar tum exam main fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...
After exam
Father - how is ur result?
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Son - Dimag ka dahi mat kar CHUNILAL tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai...

Lady Murge Wale Se...

Lady Murge wale se : Koi Accha sa Murga dikhao?

Murge wale ne Murga dikhaya

Lady (uske niche hath laga ke) : Ye hydrabad ka hai,

koi aur dikhao...

2nd Murge ke Niche bhi hath laga ke : Ye Kerala ka hai...

3rd Murge ke Niche bhi hath laga ke : Yes, ye gujrat ka

hai De do...

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Paise dene ke baad

Lady : Tum kaha ke ho ?

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MURGE WALA (Sharmate hue) : Ab mai kya batau, aap khud hi check karlo...

Duniya Ka Sabse Dirty Joke

Ladka aur Ladki dono hans rahe the tabhi Ladki achanak Se chup ho jati hai..

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Ladka : Kya hua?

Ladki : Kuch nahi

Ladka : Batao na kuch to hua?

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Ladki : Wo hanstey-2 meri thodi si potti nikal gayi...

Ladka aur Ladki ke Chutkule

Ladka aur Ladki ke Mast Hindi Chutkule

Ek Ladka Ek Ladki ka peecha kar raha tha.
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Girl - Tumhe pata hai, peeche meri Maa aa rahi hai..
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Ladka - Tu Tension mat Le Hum Khandani Aashiq hai,
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Teri maa ke peechey mera Baap aa raha hai..

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Ek Ladka rojana kothe par jakar bhaav puchta tha
Dost : Jab tujhe kuch karna hi nahi hai to tu rate Qu puchta hai,

Ladka : Main chek karta hu ki GF mehangi to nai pad ri..

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Girl to boy : Main tumhe apna Dil nahi de sakti.
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Boy to girl : Main utne upar ki soch bhi nahi raha tha!

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Ladke Ne Ek Din Apni Girlfriend Ko Kaha

Ladka : "Janu, Kya Main Tumhe Ek Kiss Kar Sakta Hun?"
Ladki : "Condom Laye Ho Kya?"
Ladke Ko Samajh Na Aaya To Usne Puchha
Ladka: "Arrey, Kiss Karne Ke Liye Condom Ki Kya Jarurat Hai?"
Ladki: "Achha, Sharif To Aise Ban Rahe Ho Jaise Kiss Karne Ke Baad Khade Hathiyar Pe Meri Panty Tangoge?"

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Ladka Ladki Sex kar rahe the..
Suddenly ladka bola kya hum sadi kar lein?
Ladki boli mazdur ho! Mazduri karo
Factory ke malik banne ki kosis mat karo...