Teacher ke Chutkule

Teacher : Bachooo, kabhi Sarab na pina, Kabhi Non Veg na khana, Kabhi kisi LADKi ko na chedna, Aur apne desh ke liye apni Jaan de dena....

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Bachhe : De denge Sir, Sala ase jine se to Mar Jana Achhha hai...

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Beti - Hamare College ke sir bade hi Handsome hai, wo mujhe bahut hi achhhe lagte hain...
Maa - Teacher ya Guru Baap ke Saman hota hai beti,
Beti - Maa tum hamesa apne hi bare main sochti ho, kabhi to mere bare main bhi socho...

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Teacher - Dogs Marriage kyo nahi
karte..?
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Pappu - Very simple..!
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Kyonki vo to pehle se hi Kutto ki
Zindagi jee rahe hote hain..!