Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Latest Jokes on Panipuri Wala

Dunia Mai Sab Se Dukhi Aadmi Kon Hai?
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Panipuri Wala !
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Kaise?
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Kyu Ki Ladki Kuwari Ho Ya Married "BHAIYA" Hi Bulati Hai.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Latest Chutkule

Santa Ne Boys bathroom Mein Likha ..
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'Aap Ka Bhavishya Aap Ke
Haath Mein Hain..! :P
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Aur Girls bathroom Mein
Likha ..?

'Apne Bhavishya Mein Ungli Naa
karo..........

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Maa :" Baal kyu nahi katwata..??
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Ishant Sharma : Yo Mom It's
fashion..
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Maa : Wo to theekh hai par " Log
Teri Behen ke liye aate hai..
aur Tujhe Pasand kar jate
hain.. :)

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Akhrot : Meri shakal dimagh jesi hay
Bhindi : Main to ungli ki tarh hu
Lobia : Main gurdy jesa hun
Badam : Main aankh jaisa
Kela : Sharmaty huay
Begherto koi hor gal kro....

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Sonu : Mera beta meri har baat manta hai,
Monu : Are wah. Tumne ye kase kar diya,
Sonu : Mane usko bol rkha hai - JO JEE MIAN AAYE KARO....

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Wakil Doctor se : Kisi ka treatment karte time kya kabhi aapse koi galati hui hai ?
Doctor : Yes ek bar mane ek mariz se 100 rupees fees Le but mujhe baad main pata chala ki uskke pass 500 rupees the...

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Agar app ke daant main keera leg jaye to
1-2 hafty kuch na khayn....keera ander hi bhookha mar jayega....

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Latest Chutkule hi Chutkule

Samunder (Sea) main Toofan aa raha tha, Ek Aadmi ne Jahaj ke captian se pucha...Hum Jameen se kitni dur hain...
Captain : 'Bas Aadha kilometer'
AAdmi : 'Kis Disha main'
Captian : Niche ki disha main....