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Santa Ne Boys bathroom Mein Likha ..
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'Aap Ka Bhavishya Aap Ke
Haath Mein Hain..! :P
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Aur Girls bathroom Mein
Likha ..?

'Apne Bhavishya Mein Ungli Naa
karo..........

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Maa :" Baal kyu nahi katwata..??
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Ishant Sharma : Yo Mom It's
fashion..
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Maa : Wo to theekh hai par " Log
Teri Behen ke liye aate hai..
aur Tujhe Pasand kar jate
hain.. :)

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Akhrot : Meri shakal dimagh jesi hay
Bhindi : Main to ungli ki tarh hu
Lobia : Main gurdy jesa hun
Badam : Main aankh jaisa
Kela : Sharmaty huay
Begherto koi hor gal kro....

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Sonu : Mera beta meri har baat manta hai,

Monu : Are wah. Tumne ye kase kar diya,

Sonu : Mane usko bol rkha hai - JO JEE MIAN AAYE KARO....

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Wakil Doctor se : Kisi ka treatment karte time kya kabhi aapse koi galati hui hai ?

Doctor : Yes ek bar mane ek mariz se 100 rupees fees Le but mujhe baad main pata chala ki uskke pass 500 rupees the...

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Agar app ke daant main keera leg jaye to
1-2 hafty kuch na khayn....keera ander hi bhookha mar jayega....